The entries on this page are intended to give us pause, or make us smile.  They are included to remind us how, at the core, our pursuits are silly, and we may know little about what constitutes a true compass and less about how immodest we must be when all is said and done. 

Honorable Mention Entries:

1.  "God, please protect us from your followers."

End of list.  16 January 2004